my five bkk highs
1. tutuban is nothing....
...compared to bangkok! cha tu chak (sp?) is divisoria meets tutuban times 100! then there's this airconditioned mall in patunam that's like greenhills times 6 (cuz it has 6 floors) times 100 because it's just beyond!!!!! i was so deprived of shopping since i moved to sg so i shopped my heart out. i bought dresses, skirts and shorts: my (wardrobe) passport to officially become a singaporean, fashion-wise. haha! grabe, nothing beats bangkok when it comes to shopping! oue and i spent an entire day shopping, okay fine, ako half day lang cuz i had to do all these touristy stuff. pero si oue, ay grabe, beyond din! the boy woke up as early as 7 and left the hotel at 8 in the morning and started shopping! at hindi pa na kontento, nag last minute shopping pa ng sunday! we went to bkk with empty luggages na parang nilagyan ng mga damit ni santa claus pag balik namin ng sg! =)
tired and pissed off at the weekend market
2. the man of my dreams
i found the man i was going to marry. at a bar in bangkok. oue and i had to change tables to flirt right infront of him since the boy and i caught each other stealing glances from afar. in my lifetime he is, by far, the most handsome person i've ever seen. as we got closer to him, ay potah, hinimas-himas ang dede ng bading na waiter! wtf, he's gayer than george michael!!!!!! i saw him the next day at the grand palace. i stood beside him discreetly so karen could take a photo of me with him, ang conceited ng bakla, umalis kaagad!!!! 
thanks to my beautiful karen who can speak almost-perfect thai! =)
3. sa bangketa ng bangkok
the man i was going to marry totally ignored me, but i met someone else. this time naman sa streets sa bangkok! hahaha! i must say he is my kind of, dark, tall, scruffy, very manly. pero shit naman, NOT on the streets. he approached me and asked the address of my hotel. and this was not on a nice nice street ya, like ayala or tabi ng greenbelt man lang. this was on a street like cm recto. not to discriminate or anything but shit naman, give me a little respect, my clothes that day were nowhere near slutty noh! had you introduced yourself like, in a bar or resto, i could've given you my address. but on a second thought, i wouldn't cuz i was sharing a matrimonial bed with oue (so there was an unspoken rule to to bring men back to the hotel! haha!) although sayang, makakapunta na sana ako ng nigeria. me and my african dreams! hahaha! kidding!
4. wrong place
the minute i stepped out of our hotel to have dinner on our first night in bangkok, i knew the area where we stayed wasn't for me. if there were 300 tourists that night, 270 must be gay, 20 were confused, and the remaining 10 must be straight. i was so shocked that i had to stop and breath and try to recover from the culture shock! hehe! in all honesty though, the place was perfect for me, especially on that beautiful saturday night at the gay club: 400 men, only 7 women and free flowing alcohol. can you imagine??? of course you can't, you have to be there to experience the ultimate gay club feel in bangkok. my breasts were half exposed but i never felt scared of being harrassed because no one would touch me, no one even dared to look at me! and pakshit, i was alone at the club! kung sa makati pa yun, giveaway na siguro ako! hahaha! so yeah i was alone and i met this nice thai hair dresser who bought me alcohol the entire night! ang daming lalaki, Lord! pero bading lahat, kahit isa walang naging akin! haha! pero i don't care, i had fun dancing and drinking anyway. and the most important thing, i went out of the club tipsy AND untouched.
oue, himself, deserves an entire different entry! haha! he is the ultimate backpacker! ang tiyaga nya sa lahat when it comes to traveling, well, except for his one and only huge mistake of taking a cab instead of mrt, napagastos na siya ng todo, na traffic pa sha sa city area, and it took him two days to get over it. =)
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